Welcome New Hires

With all the turn around the people are never the same
So, please don’t be offended if I don’t learn your name.

Have no fear about feeling neglected
For my skills are absolutely perfected

I won’t take the time to adjust to your personality
I will just sit back and judge your mentality.

This will never cause me any great pause
For, I will judge you completely on your flaws.

My skill with words will keep you at bay
You will never know exactly what to say

To keep my comebacks at a tolerable level
Choose your words and be very careful

For I know no fear and have no boundaries
But, I admit, I can be bribed with brownies

So, keep all this in mind when you start your career
Things are definitely not all that they appear.

Do learn to never ask the question “Why?”
It will only confuse and bring an obscure reply.

Welcome to the Shack
There is no turning back

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